Crystl320

2 Jul

A reader put together this set of links for us-

http://www.etsy.com/shop/Crystl320

Sells car diffusers, ralph lauren perfumes, a soap dish made in india, and she steals and copies descriptions from all over the internet.

http://www.etsy.com/transaction/12344088
image stolen frmo http://www.marthastewart.com/recipe/lemon-poppy-seed-cookies

announcement stolen from:
http://www.skintreats.ca/aboutUs.htm

http://www.etsy.com/listing/44997954/large-soap-stone-dish-real-stone-brand
from here: http://www.newdirectionsaromatics.com/soapstone-soap-dish-small-rectangle-grey-p-1515.html

http://www.etsy.com/listing/43759172/vegan-soothering-lavender-lotion-or
copied description from:
http://www.greencradle.com/baby-organic-body-care-p/npo-1433-baby-lotion-42.htm

sells ralp lauren perfumes:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/45338920/girly-gal-gift-setperfect-for-mommy-or-a
http://www.etsy.com/listing/44938972/romance-by-ralph-lauren-eau-de-parfume
http://www.etsy.com/listing/44350623/romance-by-ralph-lauren-eau-de-parfume
http://www.etsy.com/listing/44119145/12-trial-size-silky-whipped-body-butter?ref=v1_other_2

http://www.etsy.com/listing/43899711/2oz-organic-hair-conditioner-and-scalp
similar to this http://www.polynesianbotanicals.com/category_58/Luxury-Hair-Scalp-Serum.htm

http://www.etsy.com/listing/44401600/cough-no-more-organic-herbal-tea-trial
copied description from here:
http://www.nogreaterjoy.org/articles/general-view/archive/2009/june/02/red-clover-red-clover-let-good-health-come-over/

Meditation Synergy Blend Essential Oil (Ylang Ylang, Patchouli, Frankincense)
http://www.etsy.com/listing/44272486/organic-meditation-synergy-blend?ref=v1_other_2
same name/ingrediants as
http://www.amazon.com/Meditation-Synergy-Essential-Patchouli-Frankincense/dp/B002RT6WXQ/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Electric Car Diffuser
http://www.etsy.com/listing/44253714/electric-diffuser?ref=v1_other_2

http://www.etsy.com/listing/44252737/organic-aphrodisiac-oil-and-get-car?ref=v1_other_2
copied from here:
http://www.amazon.com/Aphrodisiac-Essential-Patchouli-Lavender-Sandalwood/dp/B002RTIMZW

Post where she admitted her items aren’t all handmade, and showed how ignorant she is:
http://www.etsy.com/forums_thread.php?thread_id=6500821&page=1

PUREnaturalMinerals says:
So Crystl320 this is handmade by you or in india?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/44997954/large-soap-stone-dish-real-stone-brand

Crystl320 says:
PUREnaturalMinerals DOES IT SAY HANDMADE BY ME DUMMIE.

Crystl320 says:
THANX FOR VIEWING MY SHOP AND AGAIN ALL MY ITEMS ARE HANDMADE,,,,OR WHATEVER U WANT i AM SELLING THEM NOW WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN SHOPS NOT MINE..HALF OF YOU PEOPLE LOOK LIKE FREAKS SELLING RETARDED THINGS STUPID

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170 Responses to “Crystl320”

  1. MadeByM*** July 2, 2010 at 8:30 am #

    What a pathetic reseller and thief……..

    And then she makes comments like that?

    What goes around, comes around!!!

  2. MadeByM*** July 2, 2010 at 8:36 am #

    romance, alph lauren, scent silk base parfume base

    These are the materials for her parfume! I didn’t know Alf sold parfume! LOL!

  3. wahwah July 2, 2010 at 8:46 am #

    Wow she sounds like such an intelligent, level-headed lady.

    Not really.

  4. wahwah July 2, 2010 at 9:02 am #

    I suggest you guys google “crystal320”. Interesting, LOL.

  5. uh-huh July 2, 2010 at 9:05 am #

    Holy shit how did I miss that thread back then? Massively insane.

  6. Done and Done July 2, 2010 at 9:23 am #

    wahwah Says:
    July 2, 2010 at 9:02 am

    I suggest you guys google “crystal320″. Interesting, LOL.

    ————

    wahwah – I googled “crystl320” (without the “a”)

    Oh my…oh my-my-my…

  7. Blue Kitty July 2, 2010 at 9:33 am #

    Sorry to post this here but check out another case of blatant shilling in order to refute a buyer’s feedback and put them in a bad light. Leaving the retaliatory neg was bad enough but this is disgusting.

    http://www.etsy.com/people/alyssabird/feedback

  8. JOINAA July 2, 2010 at 9:59 am #

    There will never be a shortage of assholes in this world, ready to show off how assholish they are!

  9. wahwah July 2, 2010 at 10:07 am #

    BK that is the most obvious shill job I think I’ve ever come across. Asshole.

  10. detroit July 2, 2010 at 10:34 am #

    Funny that the shill ID is ‘sleazyb’. wtf?

    The subject store is typical Esty JUNQUE!

    And yeah, like I’d buy ‘organic sunscreen’ from a store like that. ETSY! You’ll give someone skin cancer if you allow this shit to continue.

    You can’t just whip up a medically regulated think like sunscreen in your kitchen!

  11. detroit July 2, 2010 at 10:36 am #

    Though the epithet ‘FREAKS SELLING RETARDED THINGS’ is refreshing.

    So much better to hear than the tired old ‘jealous’. Hee hee.

  12. MadeByM*** July 2, 2010 at 10:50 am #

    I wonder how many offers she’s received for “exotic” dancing?

  13. wahwah July 2, 2010 at 10:57 am #

    Not as many offers as I have.

    😛

  14. lovesTWs July 2, 2010 at 11:06 am #

    I googled the phrase (copied from her description)
    The women’s fragrance that evokes the timeless essence of falling in love. Discover the sensual essence of velvety woods, extravagant florals, and seductive musk.

    to put it in language she’ll understand: “dat bitch don’t make dat”

  15. uh-huh July 2, 2010 at 11:25 am #

    I’d be scared to use anything made by somebody that far off their rocker. If they make it themselves. The nutcase vibes alone would be highly toxic to my system.

  16. MadeByM*** July 2, 2010 at 11:33 am #

    You’re funny, lovesTWs!

  17. Life During Wartime July 2, 2010 at 11:53 am #

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/48478323/coffee-and-doughnut-design-by-michael

    The description is hilarious! I’m betting 4 million quatloos this seller has no idea how long ago ‘the early 19th century’ was.

  18. wahwah July 2, 2010 at 12:03 pm #

    Aphrodisiac and car charger. Sounds so romantic! You can combine the two to seduce that hitchhiker you pick up on the way home from the club.

  19. marn July 2, 2010 at 12:13 pm #

    uh-huh Says:

    “I’d be scared to use anything made by somebody that far off their rocker. If they make it themselves. The nutcase vibes alone would be highly toxic to my system.”

    but people really seem to love her baked goods! *shudder*

    http://www.etsy.com/people/Crystl320/feedback?type=from_buyers

  20. wahwah July 2, 2010 at 1:11 pm #

    Her brownie pic is stolen from here…

    http://fortheloveofcooking-recipes.blogspot.com/2008/06/cocoa-brownie-bites.html

  21. it stinks July 2, 2010 at 1:41 pm #

    I wonder if she uses the recipe from that blog also or if she just uses a bag of Betty Crocker. I’m betting on Betty.

    Anyone who would buy food from someone who supposedly also makes up all that lotion – and if a NON certified kitchen – is nuts.

    All the wording in her profile must be stolen from somewhere else because she does not sound like she could have possibly written that.

  22. Cosmic Yuk July 2, 2010 at 1:49 pm #

    What is really scary is that her description for this item: http://www.etsy.com/listing/48144716/sun-screen-body-oil-with-organic-aloe

    is directly lifted from this kinerase product details:

    http://www.drugstore.com/qxp226278_333181_sespider_1_1/kinerase_photofacials/day_moisturizer_with_spf_50.htm

    And her description for this:
    http://www.etsy.com/listing/44125003/whipped-creme-de-la-creme-facial-and

    Is lifted from here: http://tinyurl.com/2c2h7co

    Which doesn’t surprise me in the least because I am guessing by her posts she doesn’t have a very extensive vocabulary.

  23. notvintage July 2, 2010 at 1:58 pm #

  24. Cosmic Yuk July 2, 2010 at 2:05 pm #

    “This formula helps circulation, encourages hair growth, and aids in balancing sebum production. It has a potent, and cooling tendency and may cause the hair to slightly tingle. You can sleep with this blend on your scalp and hair ends for ultimate conditioning. ”

    i have never heard of hair tingling, scalp yes, hair no.

    “I HAVE MANY ITEMS IN STOCK…ITEMS ARE MADE DAY OF PURCHASE FOR POTENCY…”

    So, are they in stock or are they made the day of purchase?

    And here: http://www.etsy.com/listing/47805000/pearlized-bubble-bathbody-wash-with-tea

    “Organic Aloe and Organic Tea Tree Oil is added to this Unique Bottle of Bath and Body Wash”

    So does that mean she just took some random (unique) bubble bath and put some aloe and tea tree oil in it? It would appear so by her materials:

    Materials
    organic tea tree, organic aloe, bubble bath, bath wash, pearlized

    eegads, I feel for anyone who has bought from her, you have no idea what you’re getting.

  25. wahwah July 2, 2010 at 2:23 pm #

    Why is she carrying a backgammon case in that add for those red pants?

  26. Cosmic Yuk July 2, 2010 at 2:30 pm #

    Oh Lordy, here’s another one
    http://www.etsy.com/transaction/13933732

    She lifted the description from here:

    http://www.dermstore.com/product_Herbal+Eye+Contour+Cream_8542.htm

  27. Disgusted July 2, 2010 at 4:40 pm #

    I hate to break the news to miz crystal but 5’3″ is a little short for a “model”.

  28. Disgusted July 2, 2010 at 4:44 pm #

    Does her state test for things like this that are “homemade’? It would be sad if she ended up killing someone with her “homemade” crap.

  29. Whisperia July 2, 2010 at 4:50 pm #

    Oh, yeah. Her profile is lifted from here:
    http://greenlivingideas.com/topics/personal-care-and-services/skin-care/radiate-natural-beauty-with-organic-skin-care-products

    It’s a little bit down under the headline “Organic Skin Care Begins with a Green Diet and Lifestyle.”

    I have to admit, I’m a bit torn with this one. On the one hand, she’s hilarious. On the other hand, she seems like she may be a bit, umm, touched in the head if you know what I mean. I’m not sure whether to laugh at her, or have some sympathy for her.

    Of course, she could also just be a troll.

  30. albatross July 2, 2010 at 5:03 pm #

    this is my favorite lol

  31. ohmeohmy July 2, 2010 at 5:42 pm #

    I have the feeling she doesn’t make anything, just buys it and puts it into jars. Maybe adds more smell or whatever.

  32. ohmeohmy July 2, 2010 at 5:44 pm #

    That is sooo mean about the red pants and the backgammon, but I swear I laughed so hard. I guess she needed a “briefcase” for the pic but didn’t have one so she used a backgammon set.

    I laughed again…

  33. sydney July 2, 2010 at 6:01 pm #

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/44997954/large-soap-stone-dish-real-stone-brand

    I love how she classifies this as brand new, but tags it as vintage.

  34. Amused July 2, 2010 at 6:03 pm #

    She’s so ‘exy’.

  35. Laura July 2, 2010 at 6:04 pm #

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/46538417/white-and-green-polka-dot-top-m

    She just sold this and it’s in great condition b/c it’s from Target about 4 yrs ago!

  36. RocksInMySocks July 2, 2010 at 6:06 pm #

    I seriously doubt if she’s smart enough to play backgammon.

  37. RocksInMySocks July 2, 2010 at 6:14 pm #

    I have to say that I’m SO SAD I didn’t get to participate in this thread. That was some pure crazy!

    I wonder if stripper, I mean model Crystl320 drank a bit too much of the mad dog 20/20 before she hit the forums.

    If only she’d come here and spread some more of that special joy . . .

  38. stinkypants July 2, 2010 at 6:15 pm #

    I like how I can buy this one of a kind necklace – well, not counting the five they have already sold.

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/48559913/opulent-steampunk-gypsy-wonderland?show_panel=true

    I also love how she stresses how quick she is to ship. I guess all those complaining about how slow she is, they are just poopheads.

  39. RocksInMySocks July 2, 2010 at 6:20 pm #

    Blue Kitty Says:
    July 2, 2010 at 9:33 am
    Sorry to post this here but check out another case of blatant shilling in order to refute a buyer’s feedback and put them in a bad light. Leaving the retaliatory neg was bad enough but this is disgusting.

    http://www.etsy.com/people/alyssabird/feedback
    ——————–
    Aren’t these scumbags smart enough NOT to join, buy, and leave feedback on the same day? SleazyB must stand for sleazy bitch.

  40. RocksInMySocks July 2, 2010 at 6:37 pm #

    This is the shit shop that keeps on giving!

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/48478323/coffee-and-doughnut-design-by-michael

    Check out the last line. Mommy and Me Designs?

  41. lovesTWs July 2, 2010 at 7:17 pm #

    um, can’t even put labels on her jar… crappy crap
    turn her in to PA health dept

  42. wahwah July 2, 2010 at 7:28 pm #

    I like how her Kindle case has a vintage tag. Frankly I’m shocked that she owns a kindle and I may just run mine over with my truck tomorrow.
    http://www.etsy.com/listing/46840000/retro-kindle-case-recommened-for-nook?ref=v1_other_1

    This one, also tagged vintage, is nice enough to take into a restaurant!

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/46764544/kindle-case-holder-recommended-for?ref=v1_other_2

  43. elizabeth July 2, 2010 at 8:24 pm #

    detroit Says:
    July 2, 2010 at 10:36 am

    Though the epithet ‘FREAKS SELLING RETARDED THINGS’ is refreshing.

    ***

    Freaks Selling Retarded Things- that’s gonna be the name of my new etsy shop!

  44. laughinglaughing July 2, 2010 at 8:29 pm #

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/47784141/wavery-design-added-with-vintage-lace

    17th century lace? Wavery fabric (could she mean Waverly?)
    This seller must go!

  45. Life During Wartime July 2, 2010 at 10:18 pm #

    She should take those aprons or whatever to the Antiques Road Show when they film within driving distance of where she lives. I’m sure their textile expert would love to hear about how she crafts with 200 year old lace. (rolls eyes and snickers)

  46. Amused July 2, 2010 at 11:36 pm #

    http://www.etsy.com/shop/tiebtenlover

  47. wahwah July 3, 2010 at 5:09 am #

    Elizabeth, too late I already took it.

    And her videos…..does she not know how to make the camera film her the right way up? My 5 year old knows how to.

  48. wahwah July 3, 2010 at 5:10 am #

    That Tibetan shop is pathetic.

  49. notvintage July 3, 2010 at 6:30 am #

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/46764544/kindle-case-holder-recommended-for?ref=v1_other_2

    Elegant Enough to Carry inside a Restuarant !! IF THE SPELLING IS CHANGED LATER, SHE’S READING THIS!!

  50. notvintage July 3, 2010 at 6:32 am #

    HAHAHAHA!!!
    “This item is a 100% handmade jewelry by Tibet local artisan, high-quality. And the design is very charming. You will know some history and culture from this tribal bracelet. Bid on it with your great confidence!”

    AND NOT VINTAGE!

  51. notvintage July 3, 2010 at 6:33 am #

    of course, she did’n’t label it vintage. Sorry.

  52. bellacruz July 3, 2010 at 6:33 am #

    What do you think about this one?

    http://www.etsy.com/shop/dirtcouture

    featured on the FP yesterday

    http://www.dirtcouture.com/about

  53. Disgusted July 3, 2010 at 7:41 am #

    laughinglaughing Says:
    July 2, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    http://www.etsy.com/listing/47784141/wavery-design-added-with-vintage-lace

    17th century lace? Wavery fabric (could she mean Waverly?)
    This seller must go!
    ______
    Besides that I have this distinct feeling that lace didn’t look like that in previous times. Also, the materials say its made of such things as “girly gal”. Is it woven from human hair or just what does that phrase mean?
    This seller is determined to get attention as shown by all her crap on the net. If she would focus on grammar skills and originality, she might actually get somewhere. Oh yeah, and grow a new set of ethics.

  54. Life During Wartime July 3, 2010 at 9:26 am #

    dirtcouture is the ideal Etsy shop. Perfect!

    tiebtanlover I think is a reopening of one of the Chinese factory jewelry shops that had listed all its stuff as ‘vintage’ – no tags. Can’t say for sure without seeing their IP address and sign-up info, but it looks like a reseller brought into ‘compliance’. With the language barrier, the shop owner accidentally left the reference to vintage in their announcement. Etsy factory shop mentors obviously don’t have to be detail-oriented (no pun intended).

  55. laughinglaughing July 3, 2010 at 9:37 am #

    I actually like the idea of a slipcover for garden hoses 😀 I think they’re cute!

  56. notvintage July 3, 2010 at 9:50 am #

    Or it could be a coat for your pet snake.

  57. Cosmic Yuk July 3, 2010 at 10:09 am #

    Looks like someone capitalized on Mo Gilmer’s idea from 2006

    http://www.moplants.com/yardsmart/yardsmart_garden_hose.php

  58. anon. July 3, 2010 at 10:18 am #

    Laura Says:
    July 2, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/46538417/white-and-green-polka-dot-top-m

    She just sold this and it’s in great condition b/c it’s from Target about 4 yrs ago!
    —————————————————–

    Actually if you look at the picture it says Bedford Fair which is not a brand sold at Target (I work there 🙂 ) However when I looked up that brand http://www.bedfordfair.com it’s only been in biz 25 years, so unless it was made 1985-1989, it’s not vintage.

  59. wahwah July 3, 2010 at 10:24 am #

    The thought of feeding my hose into a fabric sleeve makes me cringe, and ya…they did steal that idea.

  60. notvintage July 3, 2010 at 11:55 am #

    Who, besides Felix Unger, would sleeve their hose????

  61. bellacruz July 3, 2010 at 12:06 pm #

    Do you think the hose sleeves are handmade?

  62. detroit July 3, 2010 at 12:32 pm #

    wahwah Says:
    July 2, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    Aphrodisiac and car charger. Sounds so romantic! You can combine the two to seduce that hitchhiker you pick up on the way home from the club.
    _________________________

    HA ha ha ha!

    _________________________

    wahwah Says:
    July 2, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    Why is she carrying a backgammon case in that add for those red pants?
    _________________________

    AHHHH ha ha ha ha!

  63. stinkypants July 3, 2010 at 4:30 pm #

    It sleeves the hose or it gets the 18th century lace trimmed apron!

  64. wahwah July 3, 2010 at 5:24 pm #

    Hose condoms for safe watering.

  65. Laura July 3, 2010 at 6:25 pm #

    Oops… sorry! I have a shirt just like that though. 🙂

  66. Life During Wartime July 3, 2010 at 6:44 pm #

    The styles in the Bedford Fair catalog changed very little from year to year, even lasted for decades. It could be old enough for vintage. But I don’t remember seeing that blouse back in my (pre-internet) catalog shopping days.

  67. RocksInMySocks July 4, 2010 at 4:06 pm #

    Holy shit, here’s more from crystl320:

    WARNING, there is full frontal nudity in the neuimage site and fairly graphic photos in a couple of the others. I don’t want to offend anyone’s sensibilities.

    http://www.ujenanetwork.com/masters/15948.html

    http://www.neuimagephotography.com/crystal2.htm
    (several photos you have to scroll down and use the arrows if you want to see more)

    http://www.maverickmag.com/Crystal_Jenkins_from_Tobyhanna_Pennsylvania__633671125582488789_model.htm
    (anyone want to vote for her?)

    http://crystl320.blogspot.com/
    (her blog which she obviously didn’t write since she’s practically illiterate. I’m not sure where she copied and pasted this from)

    Now I’m going to go order a big batch of her yummy brownies!

  68. itsybitsy July 4, 2010 at 7:42 pm #

    , 2010 at 6:33 am
    What do you think about this one?

    http://www.etsy.com/shop/dirtcouture
    >>>

    perfect for those urban roof top ‘gardens’ where there’s no dirt and they don’t actually grow anything.

    a garden hose cozy!?! really? WTF….

    (wonders what it would look like after being dragged across the yard to fill the horse trough or through the dirt in the garden .I’d love to add ‘wash the garden hose cozy’ to my chore list).

  69. sparkalicious July 5, 2010 at 6:19 pm #

    I just googled this hot-mess crystl person. Her last name must surely be METH.

  70. RocksInMySocks July 6, 2010 at 3:47 am #

    haha! actually it’s Jenkins. I found some interesting links to share but my comment is still awaiting moderation.

    I hope her shop dries up since I know Etsy isn’t going to close it. I worry that someone is going to become ill after using her products or eating her baked goods. She has no idea WHAT she’s doing.

  71. Freckleyredhead July 6, 2010 at 6:08 am #

    I’m just curious . . . what is soothering?????

  72. MadeByM**** July 6, 2010 at 6:09 am #

    I’m surprised she hasn’t shown up here to defend herself!

  73. wahwah July 6, 2010 at 7:04 am #

    Do you really think she can find this place?

  74. Staticcling July 6, 2010 at 1:04 pm #

    Sourced goods aside, I want a snakeskin-pattern hose slipcover…imagine finding *that* coiled up in a shaded corner!

  75. RocksInMySocks July 7, 2010 at 6:38 am #

    Hey there fellow freaks selling retarded things! Several of nekkid Crystal’s listings were removed and her shop is now empty. Looks like she’s working on a new “line”.

    ———————

    Crystl320’s Shop Announcement
    On Vacation Until August 2010 New Items will be posted

  76. notvintage July 7, 2010 at 6:43 am #

    I am actually planning to go on vacation but almost hate to put myself into vacamode because of the company there. Seems like as soon as a shop is called out it ‘goes on vacation”.

    More like, waiting it out………….

  77. RocksInMySocks July 7, 2010 at 6:43 am #

    Freckleyredhead Says:
    July 6, 2010 at 6:08 am
    I’m just curious . . . what is soothering?????
    ———————

    I think it’s what your need when your skin is irritatering.

    If only nekkid Crystal would drop by and clue us in on her version of the English language . . .

  78. legitCRAP July 7, 2010 at 8:03 am #

    skank-o-rama should be reported to her local health authorities for selling baked goods made in her home kitchen. Frankly, I couldn’t imagine anything more disgusting than anything (non-food, too) that comes from her home. *shuddering*

    Her local health department would also have a problem with her mixing and selling those creams, ointments, etc. – no preservatives – AND claiming they will grow hair, get rid of stretchmarks, and the rest of the bs that she claims.

  79. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 9:53 am #

    I will be filing lawsuits on all whom as added my last name and stole legal images from other site….get a life losers…all my shit is real my husband work for Law Enforcement whom ever is starting this shit..see you in court ass hole

  80. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 9:54 am #

    also whom ever posted my last name and added those pic

  81. bellacruz July 7, 2010 at 10:06 am #

    oh boy.

  82. JOINAA July 7, 2010 at 10:11 am #

    Good luck with the attny, Crystal. They will get your money and you will get the shaft. How will a husband in law enforcement help you with this unless he can get pro bono??

  83. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 10:12 am #

    I have your IP address and I am now getting all others…you will recieve charges now….against your ass…76.74.254.120

  84. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 10:13 am #

    we shall see have a nice life…until I shut this blog down from wordpress too and see you in court and some of you other have sites on etsy,…..I will file complaints there too

  85. JOINAA July 7, 2010 at 10:13 am #

    “Since stress contributes to acne, pimples, roughness, dryness, and many other skin problems, it is incredibly important to do whatever you can to relax every single day, even if just for a few moments. Take some time off from your busy schedule to light up an aromatherapy candle, meditate, and take a walk in the park, or a warm soak in the tub with one of Organic Pure Beauties Bath Bags. Do whatever you can to unwind and tune into the natural rhythms of the world around you.”

  86. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 10:14 am #

    LINK MY PUSSY ALL/…….GOOD DAY FUCK HEADS LOW LIFE……ALL THAT IS ULGY AND DYING FROM DISEASES ARE HERE BLOGGING./..ABOUT MY SHIT AND WHY I AM NAKED….GET A LIFE….YOUR NOT TAKING SELLS FROM ME….I HAVE MONEY……..CANT SAY THE LEAST ABOUT YOU ALL LOSERS….FUCKING DIRTY ASS LOSERS

  87. JOINAA July 7, 2010 at 10:29 am #

    ulgy, ulgy, ulgy.

  88. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 10:37 am #

    laugh now iam on the phone now see your ass in court and I will pay the money fuck face and I will contact the Photographer about you stealing his images of me loser

  89. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 10:37 am #

    I am print this forum out all you loser are getting it

  90. dd July 7, 2010 at 10:38 am #

    Anything posted about you can be found by doing a simple google search.

  91. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 10:43 am #

    so what you dont have a right to re-post them and add my last name….shut up bitch mind yours for you get it too

  92. bellacruz July 7, 2010 at 10:45 am #

    How can you be taken seriously if you are going to respond in such an unprofessional manner? Can you articulate your thoughts without using obscene language? Isn’t threatening legal action ridiculous?

    If you make your own items, just supply the proof. Establishing yourself as a legitimate seller goes a long way toward credibility and might even garner you new customers/sales.

  93. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 11:04 am #

    if my item was fake…etsy would close my store my stuff is reall from the red pants to the parfume which is another way to describe perfume dummies…if someone started a blog like this wouldnt u be upset yes…anyway..I found this host address and now I will be filing a complaint and yes I have the funds to do so…..okay…we shall see and I am doing crafts shows this summer this is why I blocked my store on etsy….I am busying living life and be happy not being like you all….grow up all my nudes are artistic and I have now shame..if you dont like it…dont look or shop at my GOD DAMN STORE/.///PEACE FUCKERS i WILL NOT LONGER RESPOND TO THIS FORUM…SEE SOME OF YOU IN COURT

  94. etsycallout July 7, 2010 at 11:05 am #

    crystal- nobody reposted any photos it is just a link and a simple search of Google will bring up those pictures of you. If that is a problem that you seem really angry about I would probably work with those websites to get them taken down. You are directing your anger in the wrong direction. “Link your pussy?” Link? Really? Stay classy.

  95. etsycallout July 7, 2010 at 11:08 am #

    if my item was fake…etsy would close my store

    How I so wish this was true my dear.

  96. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 11:13 am #

    CALLOUT SEE YOU IN COURT i FOUND YOUR LAME ADD ADDRESS AND EVERYTHING SEE YOU IN COURT FROM tx HUH….okay…Mother F…cker like I said my shit is real now fuck the hell off…..shit head////this page will get closed down ur whole site will….do you….be a loser and talk shit about people bc your a lame ass LOser with nothing to do in life…but breathe and Die soon

  97. etsycallout July 7, 2010 at 11:17 am #

    About 10 minutes ago you said you weren’t coming back. And you don’t have our address. You have eluded to Texas twice so this fact is obvious. We said nothing about you personally. Just links that the items in your shop are not handmade. Slow your roll. I do hope that you know that if people google your shop name they will see how you conduct yourself and to give you a little hint, it isn’t flattering.

  98. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 11:23 am #

    I do have the address so….we shall see dummie////Your IP address I posted link me to you…trust me I will find your ass who cares etsy doesnt make me money M F…cuker……who cares like I said dont like me…dont buy…fuck off

  99. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 11:29 am #

    does this sounds familar DSL, Telephone Comany Behive Telephone Copany Region Utah zip code 84074
    area code 435 Goctha M F/…..cking

  100. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 11:30 am #

    I am gonna get you and I will make sure you get jail time…or a fine…..we shall see who laughs last…and everyone else who want it….

  101. etsycallout July 7, 2010 at 11:34 am #

    Before it was Texas, now Utah? Nope doesn’t sound familiar. Sorry.

  102. detroit July 7, 2010 at 12:58 pm #

    Crystal, crystal! Don’t worry about this site. It’s not that many people.

    The lesson you SHOULD learn from this is – BE CAREFUL with usernames on the internet. If you use the same name for everything, then people will easily be able to see it all. And I mean see it ALL. lol.

    Unless, that’s what you want. In which case, never mind.

    If you’re Etsy store is legal, you should leave it up. Just make sure you hand make the items. And I liked the red pants.

  103. JOINAA July 7, 2010 at 1:03 pm #

    No nice words here for you, Crystal, as it would be somewhat of an anti-climax. I bow to your rhetoric; you win, we lose. Please take what marbles you have left and go home.

  104. howwunnerful July 7, 2010 at 1:28 pm #

    this is FABULOUS! omg…she honestly has no clue that TRUTH is the legal defense to anything remotely derogatory that is posted here.
    Actually every post by C320 (should be renamed C-word) is anyone else’s best defense, lol! She is honestly clueless as to how she portrays herself. BTW: all her talk about “stealing” ROFLMAOPIMP – where does all her shop profile and bio and item descriptions come from? OTHER SITES. Pot meet kettle, SHE is the one who will be sued for copyright infringement, pliagirism, trademark violation (ralph lauren), theft of photos for her other products that aren’t handmade by her, public decency (I just threw that one in there because she’s so inappropriate in general). SHE is the one who will be fined or in jail for practicing medicine without a license, selling product that has the potential to harm somebody, cooking in an uninspected, non-commercial kitchen and selling goods for human consumption, not having a license to sell baked goods, using non-sterile equipment and just plain being gross.

  105. Amused July 7, 2010 at 2:10 pm #

    MadeByM**** Says:
    July 6, 2010 at 6:09 am

    I’m surprised she hasn’t shown up here to defend herself!
    ———————————————–
    I guess she found it.

  106. ohmeohmy July 7, 2010 at 3:09 pm #

    How do you find the IP addy of anyone who posts anonymously? I know how to find it the regular way.

  107. PussDaddy July 7, 2010 at 3:36 pm #

    JOINAA Says:
    July 7, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Good luck with the attny, Crystal. They will get your money and you will get the shaft. How will a husband in law enforcement help you with this unless he can get pro bono??

    ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

    If her husband law enforcement husband could get up a “pro bono” she probably wouldn’t be looking for one all over the internet.

  108. RocksInMySocks July 7, 2010 at 3:40 pm #

    I must be confused.

    Your last name was posted all over the Internet by YOU. It’s easy to find, along with all the naked pictures posted by YOU. Even the little embarrassing incident you mentioned about your son catching you in the shower with your “rabbit”. All posted by YOU!

    Did you think no one was going to read that or see those pictures?

    That website you linked to is about identity theft. Did someone steal your identity?

  109. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 3:44 pm #

    Dont worry about this site but obviously you idiots are so worried about me…..You people have no idea f license I have ….when I sell my items…..its for me to know and you not to know./…obviously you all are jealous and are so into me like I am a celebrity…..keep doing what you do I can care Mother fcking less…..I have money…I never made money on etsy…..Etsy made more money off of me….so who the hell cares….but all you loser will get it cyber bullying is illegal…we shall see who wins…..okie dokie…….laugh like I said I will get the last damn last soon.

  110. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 3:47 pm #

    Yes…My pictures My name is posted here….My last Mother Fcking Name….Cyber Bullying is against the law…all who post will get charged……I have money for a lawyer and your ass will get fried…..just bc My images is posted doesn’t me start a forum and talk about me and my life….so will shall see losers

  111. RocksInMySocks July 7, 2010 at 3:49 pm #

    This is on the front page of your blog. If you don’t want your last name and the city you live in to be found by anyone, you should probably remove it.

    http://crystl320.blogspot.com/

    About Me

    Crystal Jenkins
    Mountains, East Coast, United States
    Organic Pure Beauties resides in Tobyhanna, Pa, specializes in handcrafted herbal skin care products. All products are specially blended by Crystal Jenkins using the highest quality oils, butters, herbs, and essential oils. Organic Pure Beauties complete skin care products focus on the healing and repairing power of nature combined together to balance, tone, repair and treat skin. You will find that every element included serves a purpose either to aid your skin or to soothe your mind. The labels are easy to read and included natural fresh ingredients. With limited preservatives and high quality ingredients, products are created in small batches to ensure freshness and potency.

  112. wahwah July 7, 2010 at 4:50 pm #

    Gone.

  113. howwunnerful July 7, 2010 at 5:08 pm #

    the blog may have been removed, but NOTHING is gone forever once it’s been posted on the internet. And dear, if you think by removing any of your pliagirism, legal copyright and trademark infringements and claims of making “organic” goods is going to prevent you from being prosecuted, you are mistaken. And the only person doing bullying here is the c320 herself. She’s bullying people here and in the etsy forums. And as you ignorantly point out, YOU have no idea who WE are. Your poor husband (if he exists, but your online videos scream “single and desperate”), how awful of you to bring him into this. I’m sure your husband (if he exists) would be mortified if his coworkers were to see how you behave.

  114. Crystl320 July 7, 2010 at 5:17 pm #

    FUCJ off who cares whom the hell you are and what the fuck you..do My stiff is still up and for selll dummie and I dont intend to chnage anything,,,keep saying stuff……we shall see……get a goddamn life whta the hell ur life is so damn fuck up all you care about is my damn blog…who the hell are you…I have the right to be here this shit is about me….who the hell are you…like someone is talking about your lame ass….mind yours okay,,,,,,,so yoiu can kiss my gooddamn ass..also who the fuck said I needed to respect my husband in anyway are you fucking me ass whole/…..

  115. RocksInMySocks July 7, 2010 at 5:34 pm #

    http://www.etsy.com/forums_thread.php?thread_id=6500821&page=5

    Crystl320 says:
    I saw some wholesaler offered advertistement for as low as 10.00 a month. I think I will do that rather then waste 7.00 for no good reason. Also stick to my Craft Shows….Thank goodness my husband makes well over 100,000 or I be in trouble.
    Posted at 12:36 am, April 22, 2010 ET – Report this post

    ————————————-

    I wish all cops got paid as well as her husband does. They certainly deserve it! Bet his buddies in blue envy his paycheck and his hot wife. Lucky man!

    I recommend anger management and literacy classes if you want to succeed in the business world, Crystal. But hey, what do I know? I’m just a freak selling retarded things.

  116. PussDaddy July 7, 2010 at 5:38 pm #

    Silly *rabbit*, tricks are for ho’s.

  117. howwunnerful July 7, 2010 at 5:44 pm #

    She’s systematically trying to erase her unladylike, unethical, immoral and illegal behavior via closed you tube, closed blogs.

  118. wahwah July 7, 2010 at 6:03 pm #

    I keep waiting for hubby to show up and haul me off to jail. I could use a vacation.

  119. bellacruz July 7, 2010 at 6:39 pm #

    Seriously, unstable comes to mind.

  120. JOINAA July 7, 2010 at 7:08 pm #

    Trainwreck of a trainwreck of a trainwreck…. Almost zenlike!

  121. Bedazzled VONdom July 7, 2010 at 7:31 pm #

    Now don’t pick on Crystal, y’all. Apparently the poor chick only has one boob.

    “Which part of your body should a guy spend more time on? …..and why? My Breast cause it feels goooood LOL”

  122. Bedazzled VONdom July 7, 2010 at 7:40 pm #

    “Crystal Jenkins has a Bachelors Degree in Accounting, and she specializes in Economic and Politics.”

    Hard to believe. VERY hard to believe.

  123. PussDaddy July 7, 2010 at 8:06 pm #

    “The politics of dancing, the politics of oooh feelin’ good” most likely Bedazzled.

  124. RocksInMySocks July 7, 2010 at 8:07 pm #

    Bedazzled VONdom Says:
    July 7, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    Now don’t pick on Crystal, y’all. Apparently the poor chick only has one boob.

    “Which part of your body should a guy spend more time on? …..and why? My Breast cause it feels goooood LOL”

    —————–

    Well, I guess someone DID steal her identity since the chick in all the naked photos definitely has two.

  125. RocksInMySocks July 7, 2010 at 8:09 pm #

    Bedazzled VONdom Says:
    July 7, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    “Crystal Jenkins has a Bachelors Degree in Accounting, and she specializes in Economic and Politics.”

    Hard to believe. VERY hard to believe.

    ——————–

    I think she’d make a hell of a politician!

  126. wahwah July 7, 2010 at 8:13 pm #

    “……also who the fuck said I needed to respect my husband in anyway are you fucking me ass whole/…..”

    Pity the poor man, if he exists.

  127. Alli July 7, 2010 at 8:27 pm #

  128. RocksInMySocks July 7, 2010 at 8:29 pm #

    Crystal, no one said you don’t have the right to post here. You may be angry at us but surely you can see that your name calling and your nastiness in the Etsy forum is what started all of this.

    A lot of the items in your shop don’t belong on Etsy because they are not handmade by you, vintage, or a supply.

    YOU are the one that plastered your name and your naked ass all over the freakin’ Internet! You have every right to do that if you wish but, it’s a little late to get your panties twisted about it. If you didn’t want anyone to see it, WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU POST IT ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB?

  129. RocksInMySocks July 7, 2010 at 8:42 pm #

    Crystl320 Says:
    July 7, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    My stiff is still up and for selll dummie and I dont intend to chnage anything…
    ——————-

    you may want to find the rabbit and take a cold shower.

    I have a question for you. Are you still allowed to post in the forums on Etsy? I thought they may mute you for calling everyone freaks and saying that they were selling retarded things.

  130. howwunnerful July 7, 2010 at 8:51 pm #

    her “stiff” is still “up”? ewwww

  131. RocksInMySocks July 7, 2010 at 9:25 pm #

    stole images from:

    http://www.bakeorbreak.com/2008/05/double-dark-chocolate-cherry-cookies/

    for this listing:

    http://www.etsy.com/transaction/1289631

    I plan on baking these myself. The recipe sounds sinful!

  132. Cosmic Yuk July 7, 2010 at 9:26 pm #

    All I gotta say is Crystal, I hope you have your ducks in a row and all y our paperwork in order, you know, business license, income tax filed for your biz, health department certification to be selling food out of your kitchen, your labels for both your food and your beauty products contain all ingredients and you carry insurance. Not to mention that you have dedicated space for your food items separate from your bath and beauty items and there is absolutely no cross contamination. I hope you’ve filed your business with the county you are living in and that you are legally allowed to run a business in your home.

    You don’t appear to be sophisticated or well informed to have all this taken care of before you start dragging in the authorities, please be aware they will also be looking at you as well as anyone you report. You will likely do much more damage to yourself than you will inflict on any of us.

    I get that you’re pissed at being targeted, don’t be surprised that if you even do get to talk to a lawyer the first thing he tells you is to not engage with those you hope to sue. Ooops….too late on that one……you can’t really go off half-cocked and make all these threats, you just come off as an ignorant, foul mouthed loose cannon. Any lawyer worth his salt will advise you to just ignore it because under the circumstances you have very little to stand on and should the focus shift to you……….you could very well wipe yourself out and be on the feds radar for a long, long time. Not to mention the fines the health department could impose on you should someone decide to call and alert them regarding your food and beauty products.

    Good luck with that, kiddo.

  133. Bedazzled VONdom July 7, 2010 at 9:45 pm #

    She must pay someone to write this stuff.

    http://www.examiner.com/x-15963-Monroe-County-Political-Buzz-Examiner?showbio

  134. RocksInMySocks July 7, 2010 at 10:27 pm #

    I think anyone can do blog talk radio if they have the urge. Did anyone listen to her tirade about Michael Jackson? WJW

  135. RocksInMySocks July 7, 2010 at 10:32 pm #

    This could be your big break, Crystal.

    http://www.jerryspringertv.com/be_a_guest.php

  136. Bedazzled VONdom July 7, 2010 at 10:44 pm #

    Eek, you listened? You’re a brave soul.

    I only read a couple of the articles and I really do believe she paid someone else to write them.

    Mind you they are not particularly eloquent or well written but when compared to “LINK MY PUSSY ALL/…….GOOD DAY FUCK HEADS LOW LIFE……ALL THAT IS ULGY AND DYING FROM DISEASES ARE HERE BLOGGING./..ABOUT MY SHIT AND WHY I AM NAKED….GET A LIFE….YOUR NOT TAKING SELLS FROM ME….I HAVE MONEY……..CANT SAY THE LEAST ABOUT YOU ALL LOSERS….FUCKING DIRTY ASS LOSERS” they are Pulitzer Prize material.

    I know she’s a heavy drinker but even that doesn’t fully explain the discrepancy.

  137. Bedazzled VONdom July 7, 2010 at 11:29 pm #

    Drunk Crystal.

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=34839596

    Crystal, despite what other drunks have told you, you don’t look 18. The booze shows in your face.

    Time to sober up, hon.

  138. Kirsi July 7, 2010 at 11:53 pm #

    This is why WordPress suspended the blog?!? I guess they’re hiring from the same pool as Etsy…

  139. RocksInMySocks July 8, 2010 at 3:23 am #

    Bedazzled VONdom Says:
    July 7, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    Eek, you listened? You’re a brave soul.
    —————
    yeah, she was more than a little put out with him since he became “white” and she was encouraging the brothers and sisters not to waste any time or energy mourning his death. A nonsensical rant, for sure.

    But like her shirt says, she’s got the pussy and she’s in charge.

  140. RocksInMySocks July 8, 2010 at 3:34 am #

    It looks like anyone who’s interested can become an “examiner”here. Impressive!

    http://www.examiner.com/Become_an_Examiner.html

  141. uh-huh July 8, 2010 at 7:04 am #

    If I were an attorney, I’d pay Crystal money to NOT have to work with her because sorry, Crystal, you sound batshit insane.

  142. it stinks July 8, 2010 at 9:49 am #

    Maybe she has a split personality and smart Crystal who went to college and is into politics doesn’t know about skanky naked Crystal who posts nudy pics all over the internet.

    This has been entertaining. THanks for giving me something to read this week while I’ve been sick with a virus 🙂

  143. HappySnapperPenguins July 8, 2010 at 10:28 am #

    Aw, bless her heart (and y’all from the south know what I mean by that) she can’t help it if she is inbred.

    She mentioned up thread that her husband works FOR law enforcement. That puts a whole new twist on things. He could be the janitor who scrubs shit off the jail cell walls. Maybe that is where they met? Or, he could be a street thug informant. Or, and this is my favorite, he could be serving up Slurpees at 7-11 and happens to have several cops who are regulars. He is likely as delusional as she is and thinks that makes him part of law enforcement.

  144. RocksInMySocks July 8, 2010 at 12:37 pm #

    Anyone who’d hook up with this kind of bat-shit crazy would have to be delusional.

  145. Bedazzled VONdom July 8, 2010 at 12:42 pm #

    Nutjob Crystal Jenkins of Tobyhanna, PA is not married.

    Not to her Baby Daddy, not to any man.

    Yes, she lied. Shocking, isn’t it?

  146. wahwah July 8, 2010 at 12:52 pm #

    I am both shocked AND appalled!!

  147. PussDaddy July 8, 2010 at 3:09 pm #

    The *rabbit* probably already knew this. *wink*

  148. RocksInMySocks July 8, 2010 at 3:22 pm #

    Holy fancy Moses! Does this mean she’s a fornicator? I can’t buy brownies from someone like that.

  149. arakhmawanto July 9, 2010 at 12:15 am #

    Nice article…keep sharing

  150. JohnCock July 9, 2010 at 5:47 am #

    “Asswhole”. I love it.

  151. wahwah July 9, 2010 at 6:25 am #

    Poor rabbit.

  152. JohnCock July 9, 2010 at 8:30 am #

    Somebody please bleach my eyes.

  153. Whisperia July 9, 2010 at 9:06 am #

    RocksInMySocks Says:
    July 8, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    Anyone who’d hook up with this kind of bat-shit crazy would have to be delusional.
    —————————————

    Crazy is good in bed. That’s the only explanation possible.

  154. RocksInMySocks July 9, 2010 at 11:15 am #

    Is arakhmawanto someone she stole descriptions from? They have a site linked to their name and I can’t figure out why they would post anything here.

  155. RocksInMySocks July 9, 2010 at 12:25 pm #

    I think Godiva Crystl /Crystal is her “stage” name. She’s a dancer, y’all.

  156. Stephica July 9, 2010 at 7:16 pm #

    This is getting creepy. It’s also a reminder not to link multiple online accounts to your real name.

  157. Inspector Yuk July 11, 2010 at 2:01 pm #

    RocksInMySocks Says:
    July 9, 2010 at 11:15 am

    Is arakhmawanto someone she stole descriptions from? They have a site linked to their name and I can’t figure out why they would post anything here.
    ________________________________________________________

    I think it’s just a spammer. Not in the obnoxious way, but the way they tell you to gain exposure by commenting on blogs.

  158. organicmyass July 12, 2010 at 6:09 pm #

    just had to post this for others to know, too. there are strict laws regarding the usage of the term :organic: in both food items and products used on the body. $11,000 fine for each product?

    http://www.ams.usda.gov/AMSv1.0/getfile?dDocName=STELDEV3004446&acct=nopgeninfo

  159. tovangogh July 15, 2010 at 2:20 pm #

    ew. It’s baa-aaack…. and shop is full

  160. uh-huh July 15, 2010 at 2:29 pm #

    Hurrah, according to the banner she’s having a “Mother’s Day Sale Today”, everyone hurry and stock up on crazy before she sells out!

  161. tovangogh July 15, 2010 at 2:29 pm #

    ew…brownies

  162. JohnCock July 18, 2010 at 12:02 pm #

    I love my mom too much.

  163. RocksInMySocks July 18, 2010 at 5:10 pm #

    wtf?! flag this shit shop before someone is poisoned!

  164. RocksInMySocks July 18, 2010 at 5:23 pm #

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/44966492/eco-friendly-african-plantain-soap-bar

    Sweet fancy Moses! I doubt if she makes anything in this shop.

  165. detroit July 19, 2010 at 7:50 am #

    Sex sells. Or, at least that’s what she’s hoping.

    I think Crystal should stick to glamor modeling. And leave making ‘bedbug’ spray (eew) and sunscreen to the professionals.

  166. tineyeferart July 19, 2010 at 8:33 am #

    I went to submit that seller, the bedbug spray in particular to Regretsy, but can’t figure out how, anybody know or want to do it for me? here’s the link: http://www.etsy.com/listing/46054006/organic-bed-bug-killer-and-linen-spray

    Or would that be getting her more sales?

  167. RocksInMySocks July 19, 2010 at 9:16 pm #

    I can’t imagine what a dumbass you would have to be not to be able to write any of your shop descriptions yourself and to have to steal other people’s words and photos the way Crystl320 has done.

    This listing:
    http://www.etsy.com/listing/44966492/eco-friendly-african-plantain-soap-bar

    stolen from this site:
    http://skincare.lovetoknow.com/African_Black_Soap

  168. Christa December 26, 2011 at 12:03 am #

    LMAO She is gross! she looks like a dude and has ass pimples BIG time lol

  169. PussDaddy December 29, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    Another pimple on the butt of society.

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