louise49 6 Inch PLATFORM Go Go HEELS Vintage

28 Aug

OMG. How could anyone feel that this vintage shop had ANY sort of credibility from a listing like this?!

These shoes were probably pre-owned by Shauna Sands and that is why they are now “vintage”. Disgraceful!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/54198849/6-inch-platform-go-go-heels-vintage

Sidenote: Why would you want to be orange and have an anchor on your foot?

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47 Responses to “louise49 6 Inch PLATFORM Go Go HEELS Vintage”

  1. Bedazzled VONdom August 28, 2010 at 9:20 am #

    I guess I’m not in their target audience because the first thing I thought was stripper + bathroom floor = ick.

  2. NotAgain August 28, 2010 at 9:48 am #

    Nice crotch shots. No beaver though, damn.

  3. Sydney August 28, 2010 at 9:54 am #

    I wouldn’t mind getting the anchor tattoos, but orange? No thank you! (I have quite a few tattoos and I actually had a plan for an anchor w/ a jellyfish for my footsie…)

    I could see those being from the seventies.. but seriously.. they couldn’t find a model with smaller feet that actually fit the shoes?!

    And what’s up with the duck lips?

  4. Abby August 28, 2010 at 9:58 am #

    Personally I think the anchor tattoos look pretty stupid. And what are the monstrosities he is wearing on his feet?
    http://www.etsy.com/listing/54393960/lacoste-made-in-france-rugby-shirt?ref=v1_other_1

  5. eyefortineye August 28, 2010 at 10:34 am #

    model looks like heidi fleiss (grrrrossss) in some of the pics

    Somebody mentioned once that Etsy is perfect for exhibitionists. Sadly, exhibitionists are rarely attractive or tasteful…

  6. Ugh! August 28, 2010 at 11:10 am #

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/54828232/nike-air-max-running-sneakers-shoes
    From the same shop. Check out the last image, there is a date on the tag.

  7. detroit August 28, 2010 at 1:02 pm #

    Lawdy – she’s neon? Is this a new race of people that has split off from the rest of the humans? Several generations of inbreeeding and fistpumping in the NY/NJ area have created this mutant, orange, duck-lipped strain?

    Must they now teach the children about black, white, brown, and orange people? Are there going to be new laws passed to protect the indigenous orange peoples of New Jersey and Staten Island?

    Man, that whole store. Whoa.

  8. Cat Power August 28, 2010 at 1:20 pm #

    Referring to Abby’s post above, all those people at a 60degree angle make me dizzy! Looked at the guy with the terrible shoes and noticed the thumbnails of the other stuff, and that was enough!

    Photoshop fail!

  9. sick of cupcakes August 28, 2010 at 1:57 pm #

    Snooki is on Etsy now?

  10. Blue Kitty August 28, 2010 at 2:08 pm #

    Did you have to inflict that ghastly photo on us every time we visit the blog?

  11. Life During Wartime August 28, 2010 at 2:27 pm #

    Now wait a mo’, Detroit. I am originally from NJ and I am NOT orange and my lips are not like that.

    My first thought when I saw the photo was actually a VH1 reality show filmed in Cali. Shows what little I know.

  12. stinkypants August 28, 2010 at 2:33 pm #

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/54956942/deer-hunter-necklace-free-worldwide

    ECO friendly Bambi slaughter.

    How does your charm on a chain jewelry = eco friendly, just because your house is powered by the winds?

  13. sick of cupcakes August 28, 2010 at 2:49 pm #

    Wind power in Brooklyn? Why do I find this so hard to believe.

  14. Inspector Yuk August 28, 2010 at 3:40 pm #

    Too bad the Marc Jacobs Stam bag (if authentic) is not vintage. It was designed in 2006 for Canadian model Jessica Stam. http://www.etsy.com/listing/54892249/marc-jacobs-stam-black-and-gold-quilted Looks like she should pawn off her duplicate ‘gift’ somewhere else because it isn’t Etsy Legal.

  15. Inspector Yuk August 28, 2010 at 4:12 pm #

    Oh, and the Marc Jacobs furry moon boots are so November 2005.

  16. ScrapMetal August 28, 2010 at 6:38 pm #

    Yeah, heads aren’t the only thing that’ll be turning if you wear these!

  17. detroit August 28, 2010 at 7:12 pm #

    sick of cupcakes Says:
    August 28, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    Wind power in Brooklyn?
    ________________________

    Oh, there’s some wind power in Brooklyn for sure. Lotsa hot air!

  18. detroit August 28, 2010 at 7:20 pm #

    Life During Wartime Says:
    August 28, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    Now wait a mo’, Detroit. I am originally from NJ and I am NOT orange and my lips are not like that.
    __________________________

    You are not a young member of the Eastern Guidette species, clearly. (neither am I – just half midwestern Guidette – and my Gramma wasn’t even Sicilian – just from Potenza…)

    There are trashy east coast chicks, and trashy Cali chicks…. and these here are definitely of the East coast variety. Cali species are more like Heide Montag….both hideous!!! Ughhh!

  19. PussDaddy August 28, 2010 at 7:37 pm #

    Those are strolling shoes. And I don’t mean strolling in the park.

  20. Inspector Yuk August 28, 2010 at 8:09 pm #

    Guidette
    A girl version of ‘Guido.’ Mainly found in New York lands or the Jersey Shore areas. These girls are excessive tanners, usually jet black or dark hair. They have fake boobs that don’t fit in their shirts. Also, shirts are short at the stomach for tacky belly button rings to be exposed. Brands like ‘Ed Hardy’, ‘Gucci’, and ‘Juicy Couture’ are of a Guidette’s favorites. Not only are these girls skanky, but they are incredibly annoying. With their New York/Jersey (very Italian-cavone accents) they don’t keep their mouths shut (and in THAT way, too).

  21. Akhenaten August 28, 2010 at 8:18 pm #

    You’ll get a kick out of this site:
    http://antiduckface.com/

    Apparently, we’re not the only ones who think duckface modeling looks stupid as hell. Wonder if there’s an anti orange tan site.

  22. Life During Wartime August 28, 2010 at 10:39 pm #

    LOL at Guidette. Back in the 70s, they were called Hoagie Heads.

  23. JohnCock August 29, 2010 at 4:07 am #

    I bet her friend took a picture and as a joke, put the shoes up for sale.

  24. Disgusted August 29, 2010 at 6:25 am #

    Must they now teach the children about black, white, brown, and orange people? Are there going to be new laws passed to protect the indigenous orange peoples of New Jersey and Staten Island?
    ____
    Hey! I used to be orange. But then I found some better fake sun tanning crap to use.

  25. Disgusted August 29, 2010 at 6:31 am #

    Also as a Californian with some Sicilian relatives, hell no, native CA (not Cali for goddesses sake !!!) None of these people represent anything native to CA or any sort of Italian background folk I know. They are revolting in any framework.

  26. Disgusted August 29, 2010 at 6:32 am #

    I think the photo looks like some drunked s**t in Vegas who fell on her a$$ in the bathroom stall because of her stupid shoes.

  27. sick of cupcakes August 29, 2010 at 6:42 am #

    The sad part is the guidettes on Jersey shore are not even Italian. One is Chilean and one is Spanish/Irish.

  28. eyefortineye August 29, 2010 at 7:20 am #

    Why does it seem that a lot of these dickface/duckface pictures are taken IN THE BATHROOM?

    also love the new word “vomitrocious”

  29. eyefortineye August 29, 2010 at 7:29 am #

    and I see our very own wizpilot bought two listings of suitcases

  30. girl in the corner August 29, 2010 at 7:46 am #

    Where do you see it? Is it in the feedback?

  31. NotAgain August 29, 2010 at 9:47 am #

    The photo is giving me the willlies, too. Here’s something for everyone to mull over, heard today on National Public Radio. Subject: Cheap vs Quality
    http://www.npr.org/player/v2/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=129506748&m=129506769

  32. Inspector Yuk August 29, 2010 at 11:21 am #

    God, I wish the picture in the OP would go away. Seriously, every time I see it I have to remind myself that she’s selling shoes.

    Seriously, she looks like some strung out, cheap hooker who has (literally) hit bottom. Someone please take her to rehab.

  33. somebody August 29, 2010 at 12:37 pm #

    http://www.etsy.com/people/MrRogersSupplyShop/feedback

  34. uh-huh August 29, 2010 at 1:39 pm #

    Disgusted Says:
    I think the photo looks like some drunked s**t in Vegas who fell on her a$$ in the bathroom stall because of her stupid shoes.

    —-

    Sadly, I think it has come to this….something girls aspire to achieve as part of coolness and sexiness. Nasty.

  35. detroit August 29, 2010 at 2:54 pm #

    NotAgain Says:
    August 29, 2010 at 9:47 am

    The photo is giving me the willlies, too. Here’s something for everyone to mull over, heard today on National Public Radio. Subject: Cheap vs Quality
    …..npr.org/player/v2/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=129506748&m=129506769
    ————————————-

    Amen sister! I have tried to mostly stop shopping entirely. If I really need something, I’ll try to figure out what is a reasonable price for a genuinely well made product. And perhaps pay more – because that’s what it’s really worth.

    Same thing with food. To buy food that’s actually grown in a quality, responsible manner – you often have to pay more (than for the garbage in most supermarkets). Farmers markets RULE! I actually can talk to the people who made / grew the stuff. And I know the money’s going into their pocket – and not big agribusinesses’.

    So – the long rant above is to say I’m sorry that Etsy has adopted the ‘cheap’ model (including mostly factory made). Rather than supporting quality, handmade craftsmanship. All so Kalin, etc, can double the profits within a year, and make a killing going public.

    What’s the point of Etsy anymore? I really can’t see it. There are some genuine, successful, handmade shops on Etsy. But the positives they bring are far outweighed by the overwhelming negatives of the flood of reseller crap (environmental damage, poor quality, labor abuses, underselling the real craftsman Etsy supposedly champions).

    To total it all up, Etsy=FAIL

  36. sparkalicious August 29, 2010 at 3:17 pm #

    DRUNK OOMPAH LOOMPAH STRIPPER ALERT!!!

    Now I am going to go bleach my brain. Ew.

  37. damn August 30, 2010 at 12:24 pm #

    white trash

  38. damn August 30, 2010 at 12:26 pm #

    disgusting nasty female trailer trash hooker looking like a damn nasty ass fake vintage seller. no good for etsy. people are so dumb to buy that stuff with her coohice all on that nasty bathroom floor. did she even finish high?????? DISGUSTING TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. damn August 30, 2010 at 12:26 pm #

    I BET HER PUSSY SMELLS LIKE BATHROOM OLD PISS STAINS

  40. Inspector Yuk August 30, 2010 at 1:20 pm #

    Damn, please don’t hold back, tell us what you really think!

  41. Life During Wartime August 30, 2010 at 2:10 pm #

    I want to see a video of her getting up from that slippery floor wearing those shoes!

  42. GucciPucciCoo August 30, 2010 at 7:55 pm #

    Damn says: “white trash”

    Dontcha mean “orange trash”????? LOL!

  43. Laura August 31, 2010 at 7:54 am #

    For the love of god I feel ill every time I check out this site now b/c of this picture!

  44. blood, sweat and tears August 31, 2010 at 8:05 am #

    just dropped back in after avoiding all things etsy for a few months… my dh said it was making me ill and hard to live with….

    so now etsy is where hookers love to shop? honestly. is there another site for us who really make things? please!

  45. HANSEL October 14, 2010 at 2:46 pm #

    sounds like a lot of mean people out there aren’t ready for aggressive , unique marketing approaches, im sure all of you hate American apparel too, and you all sound like a bunch of racists, judging people by skin color

  46. Kyle October 27, 2010 at 11:39 pm #

    Whats wrong with you people, this girl is awesome
    love those anchors! Wish I could find a girl that looks that hot

  47. kate November 25, 2010 at 10:04 pm #

    I think its pretty cool that people are taking their own liberties and going in whatever direction they want with marketing. Its extremely narrow minded to assume that aggressive modeling is wrong just because its different. We are all human. We should not be judged by our unique style, characteristics o personal choices. Those here who have made rude comments about this person are limiting our own freedoms

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